Edinburgh Fringe 2022
Dave's Funniest Joke Of The Fringe 2022 winner is Masai Graham.
I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get Pasta
- Masai Graham
The rest of the top 10:
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Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it's next day delivery
- Mark Simmons
My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock
- Olaf Falafel
By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and it is the same family
- Hannah Fairweather
I hate funerals - I'm not a mourning person
- Will Mars
I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that's four hours of my life that I'm definitely getting back
- Olaf Falafel
I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx
- Richard Pulsford
Tim Vine
I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery
- Tim Vine
Don't knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate
- Sophie Duker
I can't even be bothered to be apathetic these days
- Will Duggan
Started: 22nd Aug 2022 at 08:05
Some good ones there
I handed in my notice at Subway today....
They'll never find anyone as good as me to fill that roll
Replied: 25th Aug 2022 at 20:34
Last edited by cheshirecat: 25th Aug 2022 at 20:35:10
I don't care what you calls it, Lady Chat'ly.
I calls it OVERTIME!
Replied: 25th Aug 2022 at 20:41
Replied: 27th Aug 2022 at 15:50
And there’s more …
@WhoElseButAlf
Replied: 31st Aug 2022 at 23:18
Portsmouth, eh?
Minded me of when I lived in Manchester, and a work colleague left to take a job in Colchester.
After a couple of months, he came to visit me, and said, "When I die, make sure they inscribe my headstone with, 'I'd rather be here than in Colchester'"!
Replied: 2nd Sep 2022 at 14:57
What about the Baker's lad who fell into the scone mix and drowned.
It looks quite innocuous, but beneath the surface, there are really strong currants.
Replied: 5th Sep 2022 at 00:59
And the baker never did pay his bill for having the lad's ghost exorcized from the bakery.
He ended up getting repossessed!
Replied: 5th Sep 2022 at 01:12
Google search for missing medieval servant, confirms, "This page cannot be found"!
Replied: 11th Sep 2022 at 18:26
Nit combs.
Best thing since liced head.
Replied: 16th Sep 2022 at 11:10
Replied: 26th Sep 2022 at 01:54
Did you hear about the Gay Bellringer...? he tolled his mate off....
Replied: 28th Sep 2022 at 20:04
Replied: 30th Sep 2022 at 14:58
Just said on my telly that the late queen had over 60 corgis in 50 years.
Did nobody think of telling her how to take care of them?
Replied: 16th Oct 2022 at 10:30